Red Letter Media’s epic feature-length video review is now available! It is, in a word: awesome. In the words of fictional reviewer Harry Plinkett: “When you suck out the humanity from the films and replace it with the ease of digital film-making, well, it just sucks.” So true. Go to their website to check it [...]

So there’s this girl Meagan who waits tables at a restaurant I frequent. We’ve been exchanging glances since I first saw her there: about a month. I finally go to talk to her as the days went on and the guys who worked there assured me she was single. This Monday I finally asked for [...]

There is an online petition to stop Uwe Boll from ever, ever making another movie…ever. Boll is the guy responsible for Postal, Blood Rayne, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, Alone in the Dark and if they all sound like video games, that’s because those are all based on them. He [...]

I decided to cut my hair Friday night but the two electric cutters I tried didn’t work so I threw them to the bathroom floor a few times each until they both shattered. I’m serious and this post is not meant to be funny at all. And tonight, a few minutes ago, I got mad [...]

So there’s this thing going on right now whereabouts I live that a local Justice of the Peace is giving parents an option when dealing with their truant kids. They either pay the $500 fine or they spank the kid with a paddle right there in the courtroom. Strangely enough, whether by influence of finance [...]

So I’ve been seeing this girl named Claudia. She’s Laura’s sister who is Catty’s study partner. Catty is Mariano’s wife. So Laura and Catty tried to hook me up with Claudia blind date style. Our first date is at Logan’s Steakhouse, the next week our second date is at La Pampa Argentinian Steakhouse. Then a [...]

…is my post about the cup chicks thing at 80,840…no wait, let me refresh the stats…80,956 hits. I’ll check it again when I’m finished writing this post. This is ridiculous. Why are people so damned disgusting? The post had 4,880 hits YESTERDAY. The second most famous post is the one called My Last Post which [...]

Jorge pointed me to this on the Rush Hour 3 board at IMDB.com. Someone said this: Does it bother anyone else that in the commercials for this movie, its not just Rush Hour 3, its “Rush Hour 3: A Brett Ratner film?”. Uhhhh..? Is Brett Ratner’s resume really enough to demand that? Not exactly Spielberg [...]

I just learned a new word. Grandiloquence is “speech that is lofty in tone, often to the point of being pompous or bombastic” says Dictionary.com¹. I will use my new-found friend as such: “Michael Bay is the master of grandiloquence.” There. Now I feel better about Transformers. Wait. No I don’t. ¹Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) [...]

Why don’t women tell you when they’re no longer interested in you, instead of just ignoring you and not communicating with you as if the sudden disappearance is a message that I should just understand automatically that they don’t want to see me anymore? Whatever happened to communication? Why don’t we do that anymore? Instead [...]