Chuck Norris would never get cancer. Cancer would, in fact, get Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t eat sushi. Rather, live fish will jump into Chuck Norris’ mouth when he’s hungry.

Chuck Norris is the Final Cylon.

(From Leo) Bullets are known to have a person’s name on them. Chuck Norris has bullet names on him.

(From Leo) Chuck Norris wasn’t asked to play Jack Bauer on “24″ because it wouldn’t be realistic: to save the world, Chuck Norris would only need one hour.