There is an online petition to stop Uwe Boll from ever, ever making another movie…ever.

Boll is the guy responsible for Postal, Blood Rayne, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, Alone in the Dark and if they all sound like video games, that’s because those are all based on them. He recently tried to buy the rights to World of Warcraft and Blizzard virtually laughed him out of their office.

I signed the petition (I’m number 318715) and I hear if it hits a million he would consider quitting. I doubt that will happen, but whatever. As long as companies are greedy enough for his money and people keep watching his movies, he’ll probably keep making them.

While I’m on the subject, we REALLY need to stop Paul W.S. Anderson, too. He’s the guy responsible for Resident Evil, Aliens vs. Predator, Mortal Kombat, Death Race and the upcoming Spy Hunter. But, then, Anderson’s movies are merely bad…not abominably unwatchable as Uwe’s are.